Chocolate sauce on your cornet?
Dirk took out his cornet and into it blew
But pushing too hard he then followed through
It caused much disquiet amongst all the band
As reaching behind him he coated his hand
The concert proceeded despite all the mess
And Dirk played his pieces, or least tried his best
But sadly the poo that fell as he played
Was blown at the crowd who all became sprayed
Given the uproar that this event caused
The brass band stopped playing, the concert was paused
The lesson Dirk learned for when playing his brass
Was to blow with his mouth, and not with his ass!
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